Book Review : Pimpology the 48 Laws of Game by Pimpin Ken

 

Pimpology was a very entertaining book to read. It is a short book so you can finish it in a couple of days. It was written by a former pimp who worked in the prostitution industry. Every chapter is about a specific law. And the chapter is divided into three parts. The first part is a quote about the pimp game. The second part is the Life, where Pimpin Ken talks about his life in the pimp game and when he applied or learned the law. The third part is the Ism where he applies the laws of pimping to the practical world. For example in one chapter 13, he writes about Law 13, Pimp like you are Ho-less. Pimpin Ken writes about a pimp he knew named Rob Roberson who got too content with one ho who was making him so much money. One day the ho left and Rob did not know what to do. Since then Rob had to pimp like he had no hos. The advice is a pimp has to continue pimpin 24/7 and keep adding hos to his stable. The Ism or the application in life is to work like you are starving and to always have a back up plan to your back up plan.

This book got me thinking. Is prostitution the world's oldest profession? Or maybe pimping is the world's oldest profession? What came first hoing or pimping? Did a pimp convince a woman to be ho? Or did a woman choose to be a ho and then found a pimp? It is the classic chicken and egg story. Who knows?

According to Pimpin Ken the world is divided into pimps and hos, wolves and sheep. Politicians are the biggest pimps. They basically treat whole countries like hos, sweet talk people and take their money. Preachers and religious leaders are the second biggest pimps, they sell dreams and take people's money. Luckily for me I am an atheist and dont vote or support politicians so I am not a ho for politics and religion. 

But to a certain extent I disagree with Pimpin Ken. The world is divided among pimps, hos AND johns. In my book there is nothing worse than a john. At least hos earn and use some of the money they get. Johns just lose money for a quick fuck. I would rather be a ho than a john. 

Nowadays with Only Fans it seems like hos dont need pimps any more. They get men to give them money without having to sleep with them. What a crazy time to be alive. Makes you wonder if hos ever really needed pimps or it was all just a con game.

Anyway, if you havent read Pimpology, get yourself a copy. I guarantee you will enjoy it and be informed at the same time. Dont be a ho or a john, be a pimp. Dont be a sheep, be a wolf.